So i've made a rough list of Mr. J's best jokes!
  • 1-The smoke genade in the bank manager's mouth.
    2-'Very poor choice of words.' A simple play on words joke on 'let her go.'
    3-The fire truck on fire.
    4-'How about alive?' A joke the Joker makes in the gamble scene.
    5-'Up.
    6-'Will the real batman please stand up?
    7- Joker as a nurse
    8- The pencil magic trick. TA DAH!
    9- The scene where the Joker has somebody read out his messages upside down. In the same scene the Joker actually has his laugh written down for him to read, which he does. The Joker laughs over this. In the same scene the Joker actually has his laugh written down for him to read, and he does. The Joker laughs over this. 10-The Joker mixing up the address of Dent and Rach. a horribly bad joke.
    11-'and gasoline' which really isn't cheap.
    12- The school bus joke.
    13- Two-face.
    14-'Who did you leave him with?'
    15-'He may be in one place or several.'
    16-'I just want my phone call' you have to wonder why no one has ever thought a phone call my end up dangerous.
    17-The joker wearing a clown mask during the robbery is a clever yet subtle joke. 18-'Let's not blow this out of poportion.'
    19-'What doesn't kill you makes you stranger'
    20-'You think you can steal from us and walk away?' 'yeah'
    21-'Slaughter is the best medicine'
    22-the joker's real explosion at the hospital
    23- the joker shakes his head 'yes' that the bank manager is out of bullets, but he isn't 24- when the joker is at Bruce's pent house, he steals a glass of wine,?but pours the wine out so its empty when he takes a drink (similar to bruce wayne)
    25- all the bank robbers shoot each other, but never ask if someone's going to shoot them.
    26- clapping to congratulate Gordon on becoming commissioner
    27- he stills money from the Mob bank
    28- burns his money before he gets paid. 29- 'six'?
    30- the potato peeler 31- tricks everyone to take the feiry.
    32- “If you're good at something, never do it for free” then he burns all his money
    33- let me know when you start taking things a bit more seriously. Here's my card. 34- Joker wears the 'Vote for Harvey Dent' button. 35- Takes continued advantage of the fact that everyone takes his word as fact.
    36- Answers the bus driver's question, "what happened to the other guys?'with an answer…that's more of an action …shooting him. 37- the dr.s and clowns are switched between hostages and bad guys.
    38- methods he uses to mark/name his targets.
    39- “better class of criminal” might imply the Mob were 'high class' and hes not. 40- the human bomb. Joker figures no one will take a crazy guy serious. 41- says he doesn't have a plan, even though everything goes as he plans. 42- using hand sanitizer in the hospital
    43- “ I like this Job, I like it”
    44- “ I want to drive”
    45- Joker robs the Mob bank and leaves all the marked bills. He's smart enough to know they are marked, but the Batman still thinks the Mob is a greater threat. 46- types of vehicles the Joker drives. School buses. Circus truck
    47- Joker robs the only bank the batman wouldn't be watching. Although the batman is watching it with the marked bills…. Kind of Ironic. 48- The joker hires people to rob the bank that never ask what the whole plan of the robbery is, otherwise they would know they are useless after their job. 49- the joker who is continually stated to not run by the rules, causes the most harm when he is willingly captured and thus, playing by the rules. No one seems to think its odd he is 'behaving'. 50- the joker wants half the money, but only so he can burn it later. 51- stating 'everything burns', after burning his money. 52- in the end, the joker wins… Batman is hated, Harvey is gone, everyone Harvey was after is free, no one is left to convict the criminals, and the joker has convinced everyone hes crazy. He really is a man of his word, in the big picture, he brought everyone down. 53- Wears the expensive custom clothes with a really poor quality make up job. 54- Takes the one guy that always trusted him, the russian and feeds him to his own dogs, which then become the jokers dogs that attack batman
    55- 'you complete me'
    56- laughing constantly while batman beats the crap out of him, and he doesnt even seem phased by it.
    57- mentions how he likes knives, even though he constantly used gins. He only pulls knives ont he people he truely respects and wants to teach a lesson. (rachel, Gambol, Batman)
    58- He gives up so easily, thus playign by the rules, and no one suspects that this action is very odd.
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